Bitch Fits by the resident B

Okay. I know this is kinda like a record - two posts in one night! BUT! i really need to get this off my chest!

See appended chronology:

23:35pm : I came home at eleven, the corridor light was on, assumed it was left for someone else and went to my room. Know why i assumed that? Cause its just me - plain old me, without an achievement to my name. Who would wanna leave lights on for me? Besides i don't go all melodramatic like some people. Who would do that for me right?

00:10am : Got a nasty tummyache and went into the loo. Cue entry of Her Majesty. She proceeded to shriek: "Why didn't you turn off the lights when you come in?" Next she turned to mum and continues: "told you not to leave the lights on!" What is her ***** problem?! She was happily typing on her computer last night when i got home and the HALL, FOYER & CORRIDOR LIGHTS were all on - every single one! Talk about preaching! This B has no sense of shame!

All hail Her Majesty! I say good ridance! Everytime she needs help she comes to me. What am i? Your BUTLER? Not anymore man. If you want WAR, you will get it! From now on, no more Mr Nice Guy. Problem with your internet connection (She once mistook the delay in connecting to mean that i must have done something to sabotage her wireless connection... when i was using the SAME wireless connection to surf. HUH?!) - don't look for me!

Stayed out late, got smashed and forgot your keys? None of my problem. Don't you dare ask for help you ungrateful worm! That's it! over! Finito!

H1N1 has breached our defenses!!

WOW. What a header. The one thing that caught my attention out of the myriad headlines on news. So. It is true - just like the Ministers warned.

I guess its kinda evil to be rejoicing but i can't help but feel happy this has happened. I mean, look at the number of people rushing to cancel tours to countries where there are infections. Typically Kiasu. Typically Singaporean. "Oh i don't wanna go to the USA now. Gimmebackmymoney!!!"

Yawnz. So what now b*tches? Wanna migrate to the moon? After all, if you are afraid of getting infected in a country that is a million times the size of Red Dot Singapore, what 's to stem your fear now that it has reached our shores? Did you know Singapore is one of the most densely populated place on earth? We have over 1,500 people squeesed into a square kilometre. Shouldn't you wear full protective gears?

OOOOoooohhhh if only i can just watch their faces fall! Woopee!!!

Sleepy Day @ Work

Yawnz. this is the sixteenth tiem i'm yawning at work. It's so frequent that i've taken to wearing a mask just to conceal them! Am staring at the computer screen trying to appear engaging but my eyes just refused to cooperate. Traitors!

Anyone free to entertain me just buzz me ok? SAVE ME!!! Mwahahahaha!!