Aha..

Came across this and i just had to post it - itz that good!

UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

A friend of mine send to me this adorable and funny letters written by a desperate housewife to an IT Support to seek for help on how to solve some software technical problems experienced by her. It's a cute joke and I had a good laugh. Hope that you enjoy reading it too ^_^

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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.



And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.



What can I do?



Signed,

Desperate Housewife

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Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,



First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.



Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.



If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.



But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.



Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.



You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.



Good Luck,

IT Support
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back from hiatus 2.0...

Yep. I'm back from hiatus 2.0. Or was it 3.0? Maybe it was 4.0... No couldn't be. 5.0? Ahh... ANYWAY! I'M BACK!! I promise to update more often (i know i said the same thing last time round but this time's different)!! I will be revamping the layout soon 'cause i've always loved neutral colors.

Anyway, just wanted to report that i've been down with flu for the past week or so. Actually, i've had flu since 2 weeks ago. And it just refused to go away! Can you believe that? What audacity! How completely barbaric and rude! I meant to continue my exercise regime which was to run 6km every alternate day but the silly pesky flu stopped all that. Come on! Please. Would you please go away? 

And its NATAS again! Or was, since today's the last day and i've knocked off work. The crowd, the excitement, the endless talking, the sales hitting the roof (the ONLY time i ever hit my sales targets)... Thank god it's over man! Just hope that there will not be a repeat of last year's fiasco - flight overbookings and cancellations. These words always seem to trigger diva mode, with ear-shattering pitches that jump right off the scales way beyond the upper registers. I'm constantly amazed at how many new notes people can invent when they get all pissed with you.

Okay, guess the cat's out of the bag. Yep i'm still the bitchy (i'm sorry but there's no masculine verb for being bitchy) soulful guy with lots of energy to boot. Will need to terminate here 'cause i really need to sleep. So take care and hopefully i'll remember to post tomorrow. (",)